One of my alts is a Blood Elf Priest named Kyttyn. So yesterday I was standing around Dalaran, and this random chick walks up to me. She stands there looking at me for a minute, and then says in /say:
"there is only room for one kitten on this server and it aintt you slut." (Typo replicated for historical accuracy.)
While laughing so hard that I was struggling to breathe, I related the story in our chat channel. A few minutes later, Thul goes, "I found the other kitten. Her name is Kytyn."
Suddenly, it all makes sense. This poor person must be stark raving mad with jealousy over my name, which is about eleventy-jillion times better than hers. She's harboring a vendetta against me for having stolen her extra 't.'
Thul and I watched an episode of Deep Space Nine tonight, "Accession," in which an elderly Bajoran pops through the wormhole and claims that the Prophets have appointed him as their Emissary. As everyone knows, The Sisco is the one true Emissary. But seriously, this was all I could think:
Well hell, there go my plans to roll a female gnome rogue, who would role-play as a fuzzy, named Kittehn. - Harms
ReplyDeleteI lol'd heartily.
ReplyDeletePerhaps she misspelled "aintt" because she felt the need to make you understand just how precious that extra T was to her.